Don't be a homer
It's always tempting to stock your fantasy team with players from your favorite real team. All true fans believe this is the year their team will break through, so why not benefit from that in fantasy?
One problem: This is not the year your team will break through. No, really, it's not. Stop yelling. I don't care that some sixth-round draft pick made an amazing play in the third quarter of the last preseason game. I really don't. Your team's season will still end like every other season: in misery. Remember, there is only a 1-in-32 chance your team will win the cheap Super Bowl jersey , and it's just 3-in-8 it'll even make the playoffs. So you're probably going to lose double with a bad season in both real and fantasy football. (Seriously, shut up. It was a preseason game. Just one play in a preseason game against other backups. Not only will that guy not be your team's missing Super Bowl piece but he probably won't even make the team.)
So, please, don't be a homer.
The better approach might be to stock your team with guys you hate. Say you're a Steelers fan. A fantasy team of Joe Flacco, Ray Rice, Jerome Harrison, Chad Ochocinco, Terrell Owens and Todd Heap might make you want to kill yourself. As it should. However, if the cheap Steelers jersey have a bad season, you might just win some money in your fantasy league.
Or, even better, you might have the worst fantasy season of all time.
Don't do too much research
Coming off a season in which he had 2,006 rushing yards and 503 receiving yards, Chris Johnson is the No. 1-rated fantasy player by every supposed fantasy "expert" this year. Shows what they know.
History, not follow-the-sheep hype, shows that running backs who break 350 carries in a season tend to decline the next season. If they break 370, they fall off a cliff. Look it up. Larry Johnson 2006-07, Jamal Anderson 1998-99, Eric Dickerson 1986-87, Eddie George 2000-01. The list goes on and on.
Johnson had 353 carries last season … and if you add in his 50 receptions, he had 403 touches. That's way, way, way past the danger zone.
And don't forget that he's undersized for an every-down back to begin with and is therefore more prone to injury. Plus, you have to consider that he got a big pay increase this offseason and might not be as motivated on the field.
In fact, Johnson's collapse is already being seen in the preseason. In a Week 1 loss, he had 7 yards on five carries. In Week 2, it was 22 yards on six carries for a 3.7 average -- well below the 5.6 yards a carry he averaged last season.
I could go on. But I don't think I have to because it's obvious: Not only is Chris Johnson not the No. 1 fantasy player but you'd actually have to be insane to draft him.
Right?
No! Not right, you idiot. Wow. What is wrong with you? If you pass on Chris Johnson, you deserve to be repeatedly punched in the face by LeGarrette Blount and Vince Young.
Don't get greedy
Every draft begins by determining how much the league fee is … aka: how much sweet, sweet cash you're going to have given to you come January!
Because as good as you think your favorite real team will be this season, you think your fantasy team will be even better. "So what did we pay last season -- $75? You know, I'm totally cool doing $150 if everyone else is up for it. Come on! Don't you trust your team or what?"
But let me remind you again: 1-in-32, dude. One-in-32. You're not going to win. "But there are only 10 teams in my league, not 32 like in the NFL! Those are much better odds!" Oh, sure. Go crazy with that 10 percent chance. Why not make it $250? Scared?
Oh, by the way, make sure your league requires that the entry fee be paid at the start of the season, not the end. It's one thing to pay $150 (you'll never see again) when you're full of hope in August; it's entirely different to have to pay $150 in January when holiday bills are due and you're reminded of the fact that, many sad months ago, you thought your Carson Palmer/Ronnie Brown-led team was fantasy gold.
Don't do too little research
Last year, if you had Kurt Warner, Sidney Rice and Ben Roethlisberger jersey, you would have had the makings of a very good fantasy team. Not so much this year thanks to Warner's retirement, Rice's injury and Roethlisberger's … um, let's say … libido.
So you need to do at least some research. But picking up a random fantasy football draft magazine at the 7-Eleven before you head over to your draft will not suffice. Those things are printed months in advance. They have no current injury news, nothing on training camp position battles, some don't even have the NFL draft results. In fact, I don't even know whether 2010 fantasy guides are still available. They might now be selling 2011 or '12 guides. And won't you look stupid drafting Houston Texans quarterback Brett Favre in 2010.